I like attention, so this is a parenting blog now I guess.
I threw the word "pornographic" in there because I am not too picky about where my attention comes from.
My children can be kind of annoying.
For instance, they do this thing where they laugh at each other and tattle on each other simultaneously.
He means "inappropriate" body, which I think refers to his underwear.
Now it is just creepy and provocative.
They do other annoying things.
I have skin tags and I am not proud of them.
My children like to pull and stretch them in public.
I would get the skin tags removed, but I appreciate how they keep the kids entertained while I pay attention to other things.
It also bothers me that they react to my toplessness the same way they react to the toplessness of my wife.
When I go get the mail without a shirt on, you would think by their reaction that I was reenacting the famed ride of Lady Godiva.
Anyways, if I think of more ways I am an awesome parent, I will post them here soon.