Sunday, February 19, 2012

The Simple Couple

























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    1. The force absorbing characteristics of her robe are amazing, whatever she was cooking doesn't appear to spill.

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    2. Oh yeah, the thing is like a new discovery on the periodic table of elements. Which is chemistry, not physics, so that shows you how much I know.

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  2. Subtle(?) drawing style change -- like it!

    "The farm near our house has this weird shack where the animals go to have intercourse" -- thanks for getting the B-52's stuck in my head now.

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    1. Thanks Alan. Yep, I am trying out a faster, simpler drawing style, because it was taking too long to draw some of the pictures.
      For the special ed posts I'll probably be more detailed, but for day to day stupidity I'll probably keep it simple.

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  3. whomever was holding the u cord has some seriously sexy hands.

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    1. You have a thing for latex spattered with blood, eh?

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  4. Hahaha monkeys are the sexual deviants of the animal kingdom. Also, love how the animals have a certain love shack. It's their smush room.

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    1. Monkeys are definitely preverts. I've never heard the term smush room before but I am afraid to google it.

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    2. Oh, you're one of *those* people that don't watch the train wreck that is "The Jersey Shore"! Lucky you. My best advice--stay away from it.

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    3. Nope, never seen it. We don't get any TV here at the edge of the world. Just videos from the libarry, like the entire series of Murder she wrote and this old house.

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  5. I got a sunday GweenBrick fix! How did I ever get so lucky.

    There was something so endearing about your wife in her bathrobe. If it makes her feel any better, I am also uncomfortable with animal sexuality. It looks so violent and painful.

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    1. Basically I was doodling around on my computer and decided to post what I had, brevity be damned.
      I'll tell her you like the bathrobe-maybe she'll give it to you.

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  6. Please do not hit your pregnant wife with a big (Nerf? Styrofoam?) stick to see how big her bathrobe is.

    ps--her bathrobe looks a little Samurai-ish. This could fuel some travel fantasies for you, perhaps? (as long as it does not relate to visiting any zoos in Asia)

    best,
    MOV

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    1. She won't even feel it! Come on! Its all I have......

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    2. Could you ask here where she got it? It looks comfy.

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    3. I think she skinned a wildebeast.

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  7. Ah this reminds me of a funny story about monkeys and monkey cum - but I think I'll save it for a post lol... Not just a simple couple - but a cute one ;-)

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    1. Oh hey, thats a good idea about keeping that story for a post.
      Glad you liked the drawings!

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    2. Here's the monkey story that your post inspired - forgive the drawings - I'm new to it!

      http://abozosabbozzo.blogspot.in/2012/02/music-ahem-monkey-video.html

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  8. who IS comfortable with animal sexuality? I mean have you seen turtle penises? They are the most terrifying thing on the planet, probably.

    I have a hard time with animal sexuality, but I also have a hard time deciphering the line between feeling uncomfortable and laughing so hard tears run down my inner thighs. The lesson I learned in this post: sometimes monkey masturbation is funny, sometimes it's uncomfortable.

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    1. I have never seen a turtle's genitalia. I might pass on that.
      As far as the lesson you learned goes, I believe you might have stumbled upon the central theme underpinning all of Gweenbrick.

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    2. have you thought about showing your wife Bozo's video about the monkeys? Show it to her and record her facial expression.

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    3. We read that post last night, but my internet can't load videos, so we were spared the spectacle of monkey nastiness.
      Thanks for the tip, though, eke you sicko.

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  9. I'm with you on the umbilical cord thing. "Here, cut this human flesh separating your newborn child from it's mother..."
    Ugh.

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    1. Yeah, its kind of gross. Plus it looks like a prop from an Alien movie.

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  10. A love shack for farm animals. That's certainly interesting. I'm with your wife, though. I don't really feel comfortable with animals doing "stuff." I especially hate it when dogs think your leg is, well, how shall I say...attractive?

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    1. Eww thats never happened to me, but it sounds so unfortunate.
      The shack is creepy.

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  11. I found that the best way to distance your self from the odd feelings about animal sex is to call it "husbandry" instead. Of course, as a husband, that makes my own life a little weirder.

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    1. Cool! I love that idea! Its great how changing the names of stuff makes it more palatable.

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  12. The 4th pic is the most adorable pic I've ever seen!
    Once when we where on a high school trip, our bus broke down outside of a farm, and the whole coach witnessed two horses having sex. It was awkward and weird for everyone.

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    1. Thanks Aysh
      Great mini story there! I thought that was so funny. I would love to draw that one from the team's perspective-

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  13. So ... With the mention of The Umbi Cord ... Is there a new lil Greenbrick ?

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    1. No, that one's a ways off yet. I am just remembering previous cords.

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  14. Was that a Delores Claiborne reference there at the end? Maybe if Delores had worn a big robe Joe wouldn't have had that unfortunate "accident" out back.

    P.S. Do you drink Black & White? Is it possible that I've seen that movie one too many times?

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    1. I've never seen that movie so all your references are lost on me.
      I'm sorry.
      I'm sorry, Mandy.
      We can't have this one.

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    2. If you were truly dedicated to this witty repartee, you would have rented the movie and then responded with the appropriate quote.

      I'm disappointed in you, Gweenbrick.

      Very.

      Disappointed.

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    3. I thought the exact same thing, Mandy!

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  15. We took our kids to the zoo a few years ago at an unusual time of year. It wasn't the usual summertime like we had always done in the past. Apparently, it was breeding time for the entire animal kingdom. We saw animal porn from bears, monkeys, zebras, snakes....every thing. We decided to stick to summertime visits.

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    1. WHOAH! The mother lode. My wife would have combusted. I would have had to throw her robe on her and roll her around in the grass. Your kids would have thought we were just more of the animals playing leap frog.

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  16. Ahhh, memories...

    When my oldest son was 2, my sister and I took her two girls who were slightly older and him to the zoo.

    There, we witnessed the baboons having kinky sex.

    Spanking was involved.

    Then it became a three-some.

    The children were enthralled.

    My son spent the remainder of the visit at the zoo screaming at anyone who would listen, "Dat monkey put hims pee pee in da ovver monkeys BUTT!"

    Precious.

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    1. Your son has the best lines about hims pee pees.
      Monkey threesomes seem like terrible sights to see.

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  17. I had a bathrobe that I loved when I was pregnant, afterwards I remember putting it on (being made of fleecy fabric it had stretched with me) and being shocked at how huge I must've been.

    Maybe when she'd had the baby you should buy her a new slinky sexy one.

    Also have you seen the youtube video of the monkey and the frog ?
    NEVER let your wife watch it.
    (But it is hilarious....and wrong).

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    1. I can't pick out nightgowns, or any clothes for that matter.
      Left up to me, the world would be dressed in formless navy blue potato sacks.
      Never seen the video-is it what it sounds like?
      ewww.

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    1. Of course you can, Dr.Coldfinger, I always appreciate your funny comments!

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  19. I love the new drawing style. Especially the picture with you decked out in your zoo gear. That could be on a mug or something.

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    1. Really?? I wonder if anyone would buy it though......

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    Look at this!! Good video

    Click "good news"

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    1. Thanks for the good news loogy0407!
      It's really good.
      It's so good that I don't even care that you send it to me everyday.

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  21. Animals can be well....animals when it comes to how they show their love.

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    1. Yep, they are quite awkward and brutal in their copulation.

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