If you were to graph the amount of wickedness in a child:
However, I did have a few moments of mild evil.
Like when my friend Philip came to visit me.
We played hide and seek.
While I was seeking him, I took a moment to tell my mom how much I did not want Philip to be there, and inquire as to when he was going home.
Philip was really good at hiding.
I told my neighborhood friends I was getting a Nintendo.
We all counted down the days together.
When it finally came, they came rushing over to my house with huge smiles on their faces.
When my dad got a new Audi for work, my friend and I decided to wash it squeaky clean using abrasive mud and gravel.
When I was younger, I would always try to offer my dad some comfort by saying:
Of course, children being evil, this inevitably lead to:
Of course, now that I have children of my own, the Karmic Wheel has revolved around to kick me quite soundly in the ass.