My brain is not cooperating with me at all lately.
I had to write a cover letter for yet another job I won't get, and I could not get it together.
"Dear Bloopy bloopy,
I haben fur to work, at schmerny werny.
I made my wife write it, while I laid on the couch and thought about what is wrong with me.
I closed my eyes to look inside my head.
Nothing was too good in there.
Why won't you do the things I want you to do?
Why didn't you let me laugh when Jeffrey said
And brain won't let me shave like I need to, because my beard only grows out; gravity never steps in and brushes all the hair down.
However, on a bright side, I received two blog awards.
The first came from Dani at deathbycupcakes01 or facebookingfromtheedge. I'm not sure what the right name is there.
Anyways, Dani is a beuuuutiful tattooed lady like the kind you could ogle for a nickel back in the days of the traveling carnivals.
Her blog is dark stuff, not for the weak-stomached. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Thanks Dani! I am glad you like my blog enough to give it something. And I am glad you left the smut at home.
The second is from Kristy at theprimmamomma.com.
I don't know what this means exactly, but it sounds like you give the award to blogs that have less than 200 followers.
Kristy mostly blogs about her work as a zoo dentist, and she has some awesome pics of tiger cavities and hippo root canals. Be warned, though, very graphic.
Thanks Kristy! I have a hilarious joke to add right here, in invisible ink. .
So blog awards always come with rules and stuff, but I feel weak and possibly am in fugue state.
I owe cynthia something, after the whole butt paddles incident (like I said, I flog dead horses).
So I'll give her BOTH awards.
Here, Cynthia, take them.
And thanks to everyone who reads this blog, comments, follows, and all the rest. It is the most attention I have ever gotten for anything, and I am very grateful for it.