He is 6"6 and all gummy smiles.
Easily one of the smartest I've worked with.
Kids ask for help on anything computer-related and he is over there before staff can even put their coffee down and sigh heavily.
But this Wizard has a fatal flaw.
He wants to knuckle bump me all day long.
Every time I walk in the room. Or walk back and forth through the doorway.
Even if he sees me from thirty feet away.
I have noticed some unusual wear and tear to my knuckle structure.
I brought my concerns to my doctor.
He looked at my hands and took off his glasses, like doctors do in movies.
Then he tried to make out with me.
Hey that reminds me.
I never finished what I was saying yesterday about dishonest drawings of my teeth.
Anyways, I draw a full set of chompers but actually I have had some of my wisdom teeth pulled.
One of them I had pulled at the Dental School, which is were you go when you don't have any money but you think there might be a problem in your mouth.
They are so happy to see you.
About ten students crowded around me.
Two kids gave me a giant shot in my mouth and I started to feel funny.
Then they proceeded to beat my face into submission with Fisher-Price My First Dentist tools for three hours.
I was in a state of drugged out helplessness.
After it was all over, they told me not to suck on any straws or anything for three days, otherwise I would lose my clot.
They forgot how stupid I was, and neglected to tell me a cigarette is a straw you light on fire.
Inside my mouth:
And outside my mouth: