Thomas was so lonely that his coworkers took him to a place to meet friends.
They made him talk to two blonde women.
They were smiling but inside they were thinking eeeewwww.
The bouncer asked if this man was bothering them.
His coworkers decided to leave.
Before he could be pounded, a voice said stop.
She was the most beautiful woman Thomas had ever seen.
He felt like his whole life had been leading to her.
She put him on her lap, gave him ice cream and reassured him that
his big momma would protect him.
Then she leaned in very close and put her lips together in a way
that Thomas was not used to.
Suddenly Little Carlos leapt onto her shoulder, announcing that theez wumun was heez.
He kept saying march march and she had to walk away.
The bouncer helped Thomas to leave.