Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Thomas in Love

Thomas was so lonely that his coworkers took him to a place to meet friends.

 They made him talk to two blonde women.

They were smiling but inside they were thinking eeeewwww.

The bouncer asked if this man was bothering them.

His coworkers decided to leave.

Before he could be pounded, a voice said stop.

She was the most beautiful woman Thomas had ever seen.

He felt like his whole life had been leading to her.

She put him on her lap, gave him ice cream and reassured him that
his big momma would protect him.

Then she leaned in very close and put her lips together in a way
that Thomas was not used to.

Suddenly Little Carlos leapt onto her shoulder, announcing that theez wumun was heez.

He kept saying march march and she had to walk away.

The bouncer helped Thomas to leave.



  1. This is hilarious.

    And it's a good thing he didn't go home with those blondes, their hair was whack.

  2. Thanks.
    I apologize for the whackness of their hair. Having none of the stuff myself, I have forgotten how to comb and brush it.

    Please read the other Thomas stories via the label at the bottom, so you will see how much his character has evolved.

  3. Ha ha, this had me laughing so hard, that I just shot coffee all over my computer screen...via my nasal passages!

    Guess I'm gonna have to start following you now and by that, I meant your blog, not waiting outside your house with a photo and mental problems.

  4. Very funny and creative..I see that I'll be reading your blog the rest of my work day, and maybe at home too! :)

  5. Thanks for the nice comments!

  6. The return of Thomas! Very funny one, and Little Carlos eez a jerk.

  7. Seriously, when is the book coming out? Love this!

  8. I'm crying, this is so funny.

    And also made me strangely nostalgic, as when my son was little he had ghostbusters figures and that little white robot thing.

  9. I found those ghostbusters at the thrift store-their "scared" action features are so hilarious
    That little white robot is such a ladies man

  10. The woman being cozy with the white robot seems familiar. Did she make an earlier appearance in "Tales of Gweenbrick" as one of his many adversaries?

  11. Yeah, she gets around.
    When she tired of Lego wrestling, she settled into an unhappy existence as the local tramp at the robot+human bar.

  12. LOL... you're way too good at this!