Thursday, September 8, 2011

Product Review #12: ...um...this thing I found.


I found this thing at a thrift store.
I am not sure what it is, but I think it is wise.
Very wise.
And something about its eyes....I don't know, they're magnetic or something.
Powerful.

 From the side:
 
With a Lego polar bear shoved in his face to show scale:


I have to record this, to share this...thing.... with all of you. This is important.


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....sorry about the end there, I just didn't want to play light memory games anymore.
I just didn't want to hear him ask me to get busy again.
I just...I just couldn't take it.....I'm sorry.

8 comments:

  1. Wha?...Wh?... What in the hell of all that is good and right in this world, IS THAT?
    I've seen a lot of disturbing things in my time...which might possibly be because I'm the cause of all the disturbing things I've in my life, I digress. But surely that is one of the most disturbing.
    It's the stuff you scare little kids with to keep them on the straight and narrow.

    "Kids, say no to crack...or this THING will come and feast on your innards!" Quite disturbing.

    Did I tell you that I find this quite disturbing?

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  2. Creepy yet funny...if that thing had a little more facial hair it would look just like my 3rd grade teacher:-)

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  3. lily-I think you found this disturbing.
    Wait...I'm not sure.
    Let me check...yep. Yep, you definately found this disturbing.
    And if you want it to frighten your lil man with, I will sell it to you for 5000 bob, which I think is like 2,000 American.

    half-life-that is one of the really interesting things about this artifact...it looks like people, almost, but like anthropomorphic midget versions of people

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  4. Does it say "soap on a rope" (@1.47) ?

    How bizarre, am now laughing so much I woke the cat. Followed the link on Lilys blog to get here, wish she had told me about it sooner.
    You're hilarious.

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  5. It says "nope on a rope" when you get certain light memory games wrong.
    It basically has its own slang
    Thanks for the compliments!

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  6. Um I must have this. I need this or my life is not complete.

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  7. I am the mother of 4. I'm married to a Disabled Vet that PTSD's the crap out of me at night. We just had to move into a family members basement cuz we lost our house. After reading this post I now have a reason to go on. This gave new meaning to my life. Thank you!

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  8. This must be the original creature whose DNA they altered to produce Genpets.

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