Thursday, September 29, 2011
Post Post Mortem
I didn't like the post I did yesterday.
It was too long and I couldn't pay attention.
This is going to be real short, because it's about how I don't like buzzwords and stuff.
This post is going to be so good.
It's going to have hilarious pictures.
I am going to brilliantly skewer idiots who say things like proactive, tipping point, and sea change.
You ever get that feeling inside, like you just deflated?
You thought you had a good idea, but then your cerebellum goes poooooooooooooooot and suddenly you find yourself googling your own name and thinking man the other gweenbrick doesn't have manboobies and he drives a Jaguar.
Stupid doppelganger in name only.
So you start again on a post about your co-worker and her Kentucky relatives, including Joe-baby who knows everything there is to know about four-wheelers.
But then you decide it is too mean, especially the part where you make fun of her saying "expescially" all the time, and you figure you better not because she scares you a little bit.
And then you remember you are actually at work, taxpayer money is funding your time spent sitting on the internet and eating peanuts from a can the size of a bucket, and that somewhere there is a 24 year old man's poop covered bottom just begging to be wiped.
God help you, you are the man for the job.