Friday, September 23, 2011

Evolution is real, I am proof

I saw myself reflected in the window of a JoAnne Fabrics.
It was one of those moments when I suddenly see, really see, that my lord in heaven I have grown fat.

Fifteen years ago I was this:


Now I am this:


In fifteen years, I will be this:

10 comments:

  1. LOOOOL...Can't speak...laughing too much...can't breathe...about to pass out...

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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    That is all.

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  3. I must now eXercise immediately ...

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  4. Haha this is great! Great post and awesome blog design! Keep up the great work! Followed!

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  5. lily-if you are still on the toilet, do not pass out
    cowgirl-glad you liked it!
    esbboston-that's exactly how I felt when I drew those pictures
    Jason-I liked your blog! I have a weakness for those damned games

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  6. I thought it would look cool to take your three evolutionary figures and put them in series, you know, like the monkey-to-man progressive picture, typically they have about five figures ... you could probably sell T-shirts or something with it.

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  7. Great post! Just remember: The difference between a man and a woman is that when a woman looks in the mirror (no matter how skinny and beautiful she is), she thinks that she is a fat cow; When a man looks in the mirror (no matter how fat and disgusting he is), he thinks that he's only a few situps away from major 'stud-dom'...

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  8. "Top of Torso appears to float above denser torso".
    Hahaha! In college we called this the "Titty-Do", as in 'Aw you gots to lose some poundage cause your belly be stickin out more than your titty do".

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  9. "Top of Torso appears to float above denser torso".
    Hahaha! In college we called this the "Titty-Do", as in 'Aw you gots to lose some poundage cause your belly be stickin out more than your titty do".

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