What do you do with a useless Master's Degree?
Throw it at your useless Bachelor's Degree!!!!!!
Yaay!! Fun! Kids, do try this at home. Do it with all your silly certificates, awards, and diplomas-it's all paper! Useless paper with stupid cursive and gaudy embossing-
Its the paper you pay for until the day you die!!!
Yay college!
Yay learndding!
Its like, soooooooo worth it!
I am in no way bitter.
At all.
There was a job in our paper today for a librarian that paid 100k a year. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteNo way! Library jobs never pay that much around here.
ReplyDeleteIf I made 100k I would probably go bonkers and waste it all on gold-plated Lego figures and vast amounts of liposuction.
Maybe its for the best that I accumulate useless degrees and work a job that pays in Chuckee Cheese tokens.
I've heard the same range for Chicago-area. Perhaps time to move?
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