What do you do with a useless Master's Degree?
Throw it at your useless Bachelor's Degree!!!!!!
Yaay!! Fun! Kids, do try this at home. Do it with all your silly certificates, awards, and diplomas-it's all paper! Useless paper with stupid cursive and gaudy embossing-
Its the paper you pay for until the day you die!!!
Its like, soooooooo worth it!
I am in no way bitter.