Jeffrey sniffs the air.
"Mmmm....something smells good-it's probably me."
"Take a look at that brad boy!"
Shoves a ten dollar bill in my face. Yes, 'brad'.
"Have you ever heard of toast? It's delicious."
He proceeds to explain to me how you make toast, and then shows me the oozing burn on his forearm from when he had tried to make toast the night before.