Today is special Ed graduation.I am supposed to be working but I found this mobile device and I thought of something very important I need to say.
I am not used to this interface so typing every word is painful and laborious so you know how important this is.
If you could shoot any comic strip character,who would you shoot?
I would shoot marmaduke because he is not a trainable animal and ruins many things.
Born loser,because he wants to die anyway and he would be easier to hit than marmaduke.
Mark trail,because he is a smug know it all.
Keep in mind, I am not a violent person.I don't really want to shoot them.
If I met mark trail in real life,I would probably ask him lots of questions and have awkward man talk.
If I met marmaduke in real life I would make a big show of pretending to like him even though I don't really like dogs.I would do this because I've noticed people with dogs like it when you like their dogs,and if I wanted something from those people I need them to like me.
If I met the born loser in real life,I would realize he was me in five years and I would shoot
Myself because my wife was going to become a very tall brunette who is always mean to me and gratified by my failures.
This mobile typing is so hard,I can see why today's kids are so smart.