Dumb With Crayons

 

This is me.

 

I should mention here that I am stunningly blind without my contact lenses. My eye doctor recently let out a slight whistle when I could not read the big 'E' on the vision chart. 

 

The various brown marks are discolorations from pretending I am not bald and neglecting sunscreen or wide-brimmed hats. The red is blood from frequent shaving cuts. 'God' could be substituted with 'bird' or 'man on ladder'.

This picture is in reference to my paragraph about my terrible vision (see above).

Something about this picture bothers me.

This picture took a long time because all that writing.